TEST

AWESOME VIDEO!!!

Here's a teaser trailer for a book I'm writing. Gotta love computers. Macs.

The Hunger Games

By Suzanne Collins, 374 pages.

       In the post apocolyptic nation of Panem, Katniss Everdeen is rebellious hunter, supporting her family in the poor district 12. But when her sister's name is pulled for the brutal, barbaric, Hunger Games, she has to take her place. Can Katniss really win?

Schools out- Forever

By James Patterson, 409 pages.

           When a flock of mutant human/avian hybrids are slowed down by a wounded friend, an FBI agent finds them and takes them in. They are having the time of their lives until they get a big suprise: school! Can the flock possibly live normal lives?

Alex Rider: Scorpia

402 Pages, By Anthony Horowitz

        Once again, Alex Rider is forced to work for MI6, but this mission is different. From the start, Scorpia knows everything, and is trying to ruin Englands reputation forever! In this fast paced adventure, no one can be trusted.

Silk Road

Propaganda

Canute was a Viking king.

What???

Somehow, under my blog's stats, it says that somehow someone got to my blog using a link on a WEIGHTLOSS SITE!!!!!!

Ancient Civ. Site

Here is a website by Phillip, Duncan, Tanner and me.

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASECOMMENT/READTHIS!!!

Does anyone know hwo to convert a powerpoint into a video? Anyone? Please reply.

P.S. I have a new blog: my humour blog.

Test 2

This is your imagination. It is not real.

Test

Don't mind this... It's not even here. I might edit the presentation later, but this is it for now.

Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

  Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment, James Patterson, 429 pages.

        Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment is the adventures of six half avian, half human mutants. When the youngest gets kidnapped and taken back to the evil place where the flock was created, her friends rush to save her. Along the way, they are slowed down by erasers, half wolf half human hybrids, a strange voice, bad service at a fancy restaurant, a stuffed angel-bear, sewers, and New Yorkers. In this novel, nothing is as expected.

The Fellowship of the Ring

  The Fellowship of the Ring, J. R. R. Tolkien, 398 pages.

        The Fellowship of the Ring is about a long journey to destroy an all powerful ring. The fellowship encounters treacherous trees, hooded horsemen, malign mines, odious orcs, a malicious mountain, a malevolent midget, and much, much worse. 

Heroes of the Houlacaust

Heroes of the Houlacaust, by Allan Zullo and Mara Bovsun   Pages = 183
Heroes of the Houlacaust is made up of several short stories about heroes and heroins of the holocaust.

Edtrognia 2

The Legend of Eesfen

Ees- Crasfel prefix for master

Fen- Crasfel for monster

"The farthest we can remember in Edtrognian history, is the Creature Era. All the current species were enslaved by Creatures; lumpy, shapeless beings, with gleaming purple eyes. 

Their leader was a Beast called the Eesfen. It was huge, with a relatively small head, compared to its massive, scaly, dachshund-like body.  Its legs were had no skin covering them, appearing like robotic appendixes, covered with grotesque looking organs and blood. 

The slaves were treated worse then dirt. Creatures spat at them, and forced them to work more than possible. A day without a beating would be unbelievable, and would usually mean that the unlucky slave was going to be a sacrifice.

After 17 long years of this torture, Edtrag began a revolt. This action gained power, and battleships and arsenal lockers were stolen. A war began, with Edtrag as the leader. Though Creatures were powerful, and large in number, they were nearly brain dead, with the Eesfen being their brains. 

The revolt was successful. In the final battle, Edtrag attacked the Eesfen. He crawled up it’s sinewy legs and repeatedly stabbed him in the neck. What Edtrag did not know, was that Eesfen’s blood had poison in it. He died shortly afterwards. 

However, The Warlocks, the highest ranked slaves, used all of their magical power to bring him back to life. Sadly, they had cheated death, and magic was drained from Edtrognia, as it was soon named."

    After that, Edtrag became the first baron. After he had died, he wasn't quite the same. He swore never to fight again, and when the Glaypians began to rebel, he gave them Rahkt as a peace offering. They refused it and declared a full out war against the Infinitians. Edtrag had to break his oath, and once again took up his sword and gun. Near the end of the war the Glaypian ruler stabbed Edtrag in the heart. The next baron fought off the Glaypians and cursed them, removing their bodies leaving them only floating orbs. 

Edtrognia!

Here is my galaxy.

Let me ponder this for the rest of my life...

What would plural of Nazi be? Nazis, Nazies, or Nazi (nät•sī)?

Spocab

http://studio.stupeflix.com/v/vfgdwOcq4N/

      It cut it down to one minute, so it doesn't show the Yiddish words. :(

Soiree

You look like a hamster,

and I don’t like hamsters.

Your hair is yellow and pointless,

my hair is blond, not yellow. 

You eat like a wierdo,

don't even think about commenting there.

Your cheeks are too big,

my cheeks are just large.

You’re miniature, and mini people are dumb,

 and it doesn’t matter that you’re taller then me.

Your feet are too big for your body,

my body’s to small for my feet.

You have a tiny nose,

and I don’t care if I do too.

You look like like hamster,

and I loathe hamsters.