Soiree

You look like a hamster,

and I don’t like hamsters.

Your hair is yellow and pointless,

my hair is blond, not yellow. 

You eat like a wierdo,

don't even think about commenting there.

Your cheeks are too big,

my cheeks are just large.

You’re miniature, and mini people are dumb,

 and it doesn’t matter that you’re taller then me.

Your feet are too big for your body,

my body’s to small for my feet.

You have a tiny nose,

and I don’t care if I do too.

You look like like hamster,

and I loathe hamsters.